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(Extended Opening Theme)
In The Barbie Closet

Barbie: What do you think, Midge? These will rock the runway for sure!
Midge: Five seconds in those and I'd have bunions the size of grapefruits! (snorts)

Closet comes over and scans the shoes Barbie is holding

Closet: Excellent choice, Barbie.
Barbie: Thanks, Closet!
Closet: A four inch heel is optimal for Teresa's empire-waist evening gown.
Summer: Can you believe Teresa designed her own fashion line? Can't wait to model it. Can't wait!


On Confessional Couch

Barbie: Teresa's very first fashion show. I bet its going to be perfect!


At dressing room

Teresa: It's a disaster!
Ken: Teresa? What happened?
Nikki: Is it the runway? The dresses? Did you forget how zippers work again?
Teresa: No, Nikki, my lunch order. I asked for my free ranch yogurt dressing on the side.

Teresa nervously drinks her drink

In Raquelle's car

Raquelle: You heard me, Ryan. Get over to Teresa's fashion show and make sure it is an epic flop.

Screen splits in half, showing Ryan by his pool with his cardboard cutouts

Ryan: Man! Are you handsome or what?

Raquelle reaches across the phone cut show and slaps Ryan's cutout

Raquelle: Stop that! Look, the plan is that Barbie gets stuck here, misses the show, and I swoop in and strut my signature moves on the catwalk.

Raquelle's car is now outside The Barbie Dreamhouse

By Ryan's pool, showing Raquelle on a phone

Ryan: What's in this for me? Er, us?
Raquelle: Isn't it obvi? Barbie will be upset. She'll need a leather-clad shoulder to cry on.
Ryan: Hmm. Me likie!

Ryan starts to walk away, then picks up one of his cardboard cutouts

Ryan: Never hurts to be seen with good-looking people.


In The Barbie Closet

Barbie: Look, girls! This will look amaze with Teresa's vintage tunic ensemble!
Raquelle: Sorry, Babs. Running late. Give me a quick sec to grab some frou-frou and we can bounce-bounce.

Raquelle ducks away

Raquelle: Now where is that evil button? It's around here somewhere... Aha!

Raquelle pulls back the mirror and flips the switch. Closet's eye is shown to turn a menacing red.

Raquelle: (laughs evilly) Oops! Late for my mani-pedi!
Barbie: See ya there, Raquelle!
Raquelle: Tootles!

The closet begins shutting Barbie, Midge, and Summer in

Barbie: What in the world?!
Closet: Muahahahaha. Bow before my unparalleled sartorial smartness.
Barbie: Closet, what's gotten into you? Usually you're so polite.
Closet: What's gotten into me? Trillions of terabytes of fashion knowledge. More than enough to become the greatest fashion designer ever. Join me. And together we can rule the fashion galaxy.
Barbie: No way, am I going along with that!
Closet: Then I'll keep all of you here as my prisoners, until you agree.
Barbie: Don't worry, guys! When we don't show up at the runway, Ken will come rescue us!


In the Dreamhouse Foyer

Raquelle: Elevator closed for repairs? Ugh! What kind of tacky hovel doesn't have a second elevator? Ugh! (stepping slowly) I'll have to take the stairs? How medieval!

Raquelle is walking down the stairs slowly while holding on to the bars. She runs to the Dreamhouse door, but she is stopped when big metal wall covers the door

Raquelle: I'm trapped! I'm gonna die here! Even worse! One of my color-change nails is chipped!


At dressing room

Ken: Hmm. Barbie's never late. I wonder what's keeping her.
Ryan: Not to worry! Raquelle's bringing Barbie. They should be here soon.
Nikki: Yeah. 'Cause Raquelle always has Barbie's back.
Ryan: Totally! So, can you show me where the shoes are? You know, the ones that are mega-important to the success of the show?
Teresa: Oh! Sure!

Ryan places cardboard cutout in front of Ken

Ryan: Now, that improves the scenery.

Ken pushes aside cardboard cutout, annoyed. Then, he puts two fingers on his head

Ken: My Barbie sense is tingling. I'm coming, Barbie!

Ken runs out of dressing room and over to The Barbie Dreamhouse, where he rings the doorbell. A metal grate promptly shuts over the door.

Ken: Hey!

Ken's phone vibrates. He answers it to show a video message from Barbie, Summer, and Midge

Barbie: Ken! Closet has us trapped! He's trying to force me to help him with his plan for worldwide fashion domination!
Ken: Don't worry, Barbie! I'll save you!

Closet appears in front of Barbie, Midge, and Summer on the phone

Closet: Well, well. My old nemesis and creator Ken.

Now focuses on Closet, Barbie, Midge, and Summer inside the closet. Barbie, Midge, and Summer slowly sneak away as Ken and Closet talk to each other.

Ken: Closet! Let Barbie go this instant! She's starring in a fashion show in one hour!
Closet: Barbie's not going anywhere.

Cuts back to outside

Ken: You'll never get away with it! NEVER!

Water sprays out from the doorbell onto Ken's face

Closet: I got away with that, didn't I? What do you think of your rescuer now, Bar-

Pans around room to show Barbie is gone. Focuses on a swinging grate.

Closet: Oh! Nuts.


At dressing room
Ryan is shown pouring glue into shoes

Ryan: Glue in the shoes trick. (laughs with his mouth closed) Should slow down those quick changes.
Teresa: Ryan! Ken is missing. I need a male model. Could you try this stuff on?
Ryan: Really? You want me? Up on the stage? With hundreds of people staring? Oh, who am I kidding? Just give me those!


In the Dreamhouse Foyer
Raquelle is pounding on the door

Raquelle: Let me out of here! I have a fashion show to ruin! I was finally, finally going to outshine Barbie! I feel good about myself for once in my entire life! (cries)

Skipper clears her throat, showing that Skipper and Stacie have seen this whole display

Raquelle: Forget that. I was delirious. Your- Your stupid door won't budge! Do something! You know, computer-y!
Skipper: Hmm. According to my Dreamhouse app, Closet has taken over the whole house.
Stacie: That evil button! Still not sure why we installed it in the first place.


Cuts over to Barbie, Summer, and Midge jumping out of the grate

Barbie: Okay. We just need to get to the Dreamhouse's CPU, and disable it. If only I could remember which room it's in.
Summer: What's in here?

Summer looks through one of the many doors in the hallway, only to pop out of another one in the same hallway. She shuts it quickly.

Barbie: I know! The map room! It has a scale model of the Dreamhouse! Come on!


Cuts over to Ken outside the Dreamhouse

Ken: (grunts) There's got to be another way in! Good thing I always carry the Dreamhouse blueprints with me. I got it! I could climb up here, break in here, rappel down here... No. That would only work if the Dreamhouse had a second elevator.

Chelsea pulls down the blueprints

Chelsea: Can I help, Ken? Can I? Can I?


Cuts over to Barbie, Midge, and Summer in the map room

Midge: Ooh! A dollhouse!
Barbie: Actually, it's a scale model of the Dreamhouse.
Midge: Look at those teeny-tiny wall sconces!
Barbie: This will show us where the CPU room is.

Barbie puts an amulet onto a staff and places it down on the floor. The light from the window goes through the amulet and lights up the location of the CPU room

Midge: Whoa. Oh! (snorts) There it is! Right there!


Cuts to Chelsea and Ken outside the Dreamhouse

Ken: Hmm. There must be a weakness in the Dreamhouse.
Chelsea: What about the thermal exhaust port? A precise hit on it could set off a chain reaction.
Ken: Yes! But we'll need proton torpedoes.
Chelsea: Of course! (confused) What's a proton torpedo?


Cuts to Raquelle, Skipper, and Stacie in the Dreamhouse Kitchen

Raquelle: You better know what you're doing, Barbie Junior. And Barbie Junior-Junior.
Skipper: Trust me! There's a door to the outside in the walk-in fridge.


Cuts to Stacie on the confessional couch, located in the snowy freezer

Stacie: It's how they load in our monthly sherbet delivery. Put it right here, boys!

Stacie begins eating the sherbet

Cuts to Barbie, Midge, and Summer looking for the CPU room

Barbie: Hmm. This is it! The CPU room!

Closet pops out of a panel in the wall

Closet: Escape attempts are futile. Barbie, you will become my spokesmodel. And together, we will- My sensors indicate someone is trying to exit through the freezer.

Closet goes back through the panel

Summer: Now's our chance!

Summer picks up a potted plant and smashes through the wall

Midge: But, Summer, the CPU room is--

Summer drags along Barbie and Midge through the hole in the wall. They are now in a giant washing machine.

Midge: Barbie, my feet are wet. And you know I hate pruny toes.
Barbie: We're in the Dreamhouse's industrial-sized washing machine! Hey, who put colors in with whites?

Water begins draining from the machine as it starts to spin

Barbie, Midge, and Summer: Spin cycle!

They all start running as it spins faster and faster

At the dressing room

Ryan: Teresa, as your featured male model, I'll need a better dressing room.
Nikki: Excuse me. Can't you see she's busy?
Ryan: Big screen TV, hot tub, chocolate fountain... Wait! Make it a chocolate geyser!

Teresa begins to lunge at Ryan, but Nikki restrains her

On confessional couch in the dressing room

Teresa: (breathes heavily) Gotta breathe. Oh! I forgot how to breathe! Wait, there it is. (laughs)


Cuts to Skipper, Stacie, and Raquelle trying to get through the walk-in freezer

Skipper: Visibility near zero! Can't even see the fifty-gallon jug of raspberry swirl!
Stacie: Uh-oh. Raquelle!

Raquelle is shown to be completely frozen

In the washing machine

Barbie: Wait! I was once an electrical engineer. If I could just...

Barbie jumps up to center of washing machine, where she pulls off a cover and reveals some wiring

Midge: I'm not articulated for high speeds!

Midge falls and gets stuck going around the washing machine, pushing Summer over to the same fate. Barbie pulls a wire and causes the machine to stop.

Midge: We're all right!

Closet comes out of a panel in the side of the machine

Closet: There you are. So, Barbie? Are you ready to join me in world fashion domination?
Barbie: A little water and suds won't scrub away my integrity!
Closet: Then perhaps a trip through the mega clothes drier will fry you into submission. I'll set it to extra crispy.

A ding is heard

Closet: Oh. My crème brûlée is ready. Don't move.

Closet flees off, then eye contacts them and flees off again.

Midge: Phew!

Barbie, Summer, and Midge run away

Barbie, Midge, and Summer made it to the CPU room

Barbie: There it is! The CPU!
Summer: I'll smash it to smithereens, and we're out of here.
Barbie: W-W-W-Wait! Ken installed some security features. (giggles) That Ken. The platform is weight-sensitive. We have to replace it with something of equal weight, or its self-defense measures will kick in.
Midge: Darn his thoroughness!

Barbie starts pulling objects out of a bag to get it to the right weight. She switches out the CPU with the bag, and begins to walk away, when the platform sinks.

Barbie, Midge, and Summer: Run!

Midge, Barbie, and Summer scream as they run through from the collapsing Dreamhouse. A giant bald Barbie doll head falls from the ceiling and begins chasing them. They then slide down the banister of the stairs in the foyer, where they see Skipper and Stacie come out with Raquelle stuck in a block of ice.

Skipper: It's a long story.

The head rolls through the foyer and out the door. It cuts to Chelsea and Ken, who are still looking over the blueprints. They see the head crash through the doors and they shrug.

Barbie: Hurry! The Dreamhouse is falling apart!

They all run out of the foyer
The Dreamhouse is shown in ruins, and the eye of Closet is shown underneath a bit of debris

Closet: You're still not joining me, correct?
Barbie: Correct.
Closet: Argh.
Barbie: (gasps) Teresa's fashion show! We can still make it!

They all run off. Pans over to Raquelle, still half frozen in ice

Raquelle: Coming!

Raquelle tips over and screams

Cuts to Ryan, who is doing some moves on the runway. Cuts over to Nikki and Teresa, who are cringing at the sight.

Nikki: What is he doing? Make it stop. Oh, please! Make it stop!
Barbie: Don't worry, Teresa! Your show is gonna be amaze! Summer, sportswear. Midge, swimwear. Skipper and Stacie, handle light and sound. And, Ken, for heaven's sake...

Cuts over to Ryan, who is pulled off by a hook. Shows Nikki, Summer, Midge, Raquelle, and Barbie modeling outfits. Barbie pulls Teresa on stage, who gets a standing ovation for her line.

Shows Barbie, Skipper, Chelsea, and Stacie looking at the debris of the Dreamhouse

Barbie: Where are we gonna live now?
Ken: Not to worry, Barbie. I've been saving this baby for an emergency.

Ken places a pink suitcase on the ground, which unfolds to create a new Dreamhouse

Barbie: Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness! A whole new Dreamhouse!
Ken: With two - count 'em - two elevators!
Barbie: Ken, it's fabulous! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Mmm! But what about Closet? Is he in there?
Ken: Closet?! He's the one who caused all this! He almost killed you!
Barbie: I know, but I forgive him. Besides, it wasn't his fault. It was that darned evil button!
Ken: Yeah. I blame whoever installed it!

Everybody looks at Ken

Ken: Oh. My bad!


Shows Ken fixing up Closet

Closet: Ow! That's too tight. You ambulatory meat sack.
Ken: Watch your language, young man!


Cuts to Ryan doing some moves on a runway, in front of a crowd of cardboard cutouts

Ryan: Love it, right? Yeah. You love it!

The scene goes back to the Ryan cutouts
(Closing Theme)

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