TV Man: We now return you to the Annual Malibu Telethon for pet illiteracy, and your host, Barbie Roberts. Barbie: Thank you, jet, and thank you viewers out there for sticking with us for the first 38 hours of the Telethon! Our totally fab operators are standing by to take your pledges! Midge (on the phone): You're from Willows, Wisconsin? I'm from Willows, Wisconsin! Ryan (on the phone): Hey there! Are you as cute as you sound? Cause I am. Teresa (on the phone): Yeah, that's right, yeah! Two veggie lovers pizza with extra tofu and...
The entire audience starts to talk in the phone
Barbie (on confessional couch): This is really Chelsea's pet cause. But she asked me to help out, and there's nothing I wouldn't do for my sisters! Chelsea (on confessional couch): Most scientists will tell you that animals will never learn to read! That's Quitter talk! Barbie: I wanna get serious for a moment.
A video plays.
Barbie: There are so many pets who *Sniffle* can't read.
The video ends.
Raquelle: No wonder pets can't read! Barbie is falling to sleep out there! Barbie: So the horse says, with prices like these, I'm not surprised! (Chuckles)
Raquelle(singing): # Everybody loves me! Ryan(singing): # Everybody loves me! Summer(balancing balls): Ugh! Are you kidding me? Raquelle and Ryan(singing): # And just spend your whole day, looking at meeeeeeee! #
Raquelle shoves Ryan over, the pledge money goes to -$200,000 and phones are hung up by people.
Stacie: The next item up for auction is a date with Barbie!
Phones start ringing and the pledge money goes up and Ryan tires to call operators for a date with Barbie.
Raquelle(seeing Ryan): *Grunts* Chelsea: Barbie! Ive got a pledge so big, we might never need to have this telethon again! Stacie: Whoo-hooo! Barbie: Well, that wraps up our telethon everyone! Remember to spay and neuter your pets! (comical zip) Uh, I mean, take them to the library! Chelsea: C-A-R-S-O-N. Got it! Now I'm gonna need your credit card number! Uh-huh! Yeah? Ken(talking with Chealsea through phone): 3-4-1-9. Uh huh? No, thank you, Chelsea! Uh! I mean ma'am!