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(Extended Opening Theme)
Stacie: (gasps) For reals?
Randy Bravo: (on television) For reals.
--Barbie makes a huge stack of sandwiches and pushes them into the bag--
Barbie:I thought you knew.
--Camera pans to Amaze Chase banner--
Chelsea: Yay! I gotta pack! We can't go without my plushie collection.
--Stacie is writing on a clipboard--
Stacie: (gasps) A cross country race requiring split-second timing and organization! I'm gonna need more clipboards!
Skipper: Got my 37 gadget charger.Ugh, forgot my charger charger.
Barbie: Hmm, let's see - snacks, camera, first aid kit, tiaras - special occasion and everyday, obvi.
Skipper's diary: Password excepted. (Skipper's voice) The new boy in algebra class is so dreamy. Why did I have to have pizza stuck to my chin when I talked to him? Face palm!
Barbie: What in the world?
Skipper's diary: (Skipper's voice) Note to self- gotta replace Barbie's new nail polish before she realizes that I spilled it all over Blissa.
Barbie: Wait, what?
Barbie: No, it was an accident. It just started playing.
Skipper: Yeah, right!
Outside of The Raquelle Mansion
Ryan: And why am I going along with this?
Raquelle: Because you're my dear brother.
Ryan: Aw, thanks sis.
Raquelle: . . and because I need some help to change the battery.
Outside of Casa de Teresa
Teresa: We should totally come up with a super fun nick-name!!! How about Termer? No, no, I got it! Sumesa!
Summer: I can't wait to get my hands on that trophy.
Closet: This road trip will be a perfect chance for us to bond together as father and son . . . er . . . inventor and inventor
Inside The House of Ken Garage
Ken: Um . . . yeah . . . that. And I can't wait to reveal my secret weapon!
Closet:Is it fuzzy dice?
Closet: I bet it is fuzzy dice.
Ken: It's not! (commences to applying fuzzy dice to rear-view mirror and starts clapping happily)
Outside of The House of Nikki
Midge: Ta-da! It's my first car from Willows!
Nikki: Are you sure it's not the first car ever?
Midge: It's the safest car on the planet. Made with carbon reinforced polymers.
Nikki: I can't be seen in this! I have a reputation!
Midge: So do I! A reputation for safety!
Outside of The Barbie Dreamhouse
Randy Bravo: Welcome to the Amaze Chase! These 5 teams will race across the country to earn the coveted Amaze Chase trophy and earn the title of "World's Most Amaze Chaser." I'm your host, Randy Bravo! Contestants start your engines!
Randy Bravo: Wait! I have one dramatic announcement.
(Summer, Teresa, Ken, Nikki, Midge, and Closet gasped, but Raquelle and Ryan ignored)
Randy Bravo: Skipper is leaving Team Barbie and joining...Raquelle's team?
Skipper: Forget it! I'm not going with someone who doesn't respect my privacy! Watch the video I posted online about it!
Ryan: (laughs) But this is only a two-seater and I'm already- (Raquelle ejects him from the passenger seat and into the air) (yells as he flies through the air) I left my phone in the glove compartment!
Raquelle: Ya-da, ya-da, ya-da. Discussion over.
Ken's car: Your door is ajar.
Closet: Oh, she sounds cute. Could you set me up?
--After throwing his stuff in the back seat Ryan moves closet over and sits in the passenger seat--
Ryan: Great news Kenny-boy! I'm on your team now.
Ken: No way!
--Ken places a giant water bottle in Ryan's lap--
Ken: Fine! I could always use an over-sized cup holder.
Randy Bravo: Contestants, lets start the Amaze Chase!
--A cannon shoots confetti and glitter, all of the contestants are on the move in their vehicles, a pile of confetti falls on top of Randy Bravo, and all of Barbie's pet animals come on the scene out of no where in a golf cart--
Taffy (on confessional couch): We can race to, you know. I mean, what else is this license for?
In Midge's car
Midge: Oh no!
Midge: Did I leave my iron on?
Nikki: Are you kidding?
Midge: Oh, I'm such a silly. I never leave home without it!
On the road
Randy Bravo: The contestants will race to locations across the country and compete challenges at each stop. The last team to finish a challenge is eliminated!
In Barbie's camper
Chelsea: Um, I'm right here!
Chelsea: Are we there yet? I hate sitting in a car. There's nothing to do. (presses a button and her seat becomes a toy car) Vroom! Vroom! Eyes on the road! And keep the quarters comin'!
Bear: (shocked growl)
Stacie: I can hold it.
In Summer's car
Teresa: Ooh, the world's largest blister pack! Can we stop? Can we stop?
Teresa: Ooh, the Museum of Items Sold Separately! Ah! Can we stop?
Teresa: No way! The Plastic Canyon! We gotta see the Plastic Canyon!
--Teresa abruptly grabs the steering wheel, turns it right causing the car to go off of a cliff, and the the car ejects its own hang gliding equipment causing the car to fly--
Teresa: Woo-hoo! Ooh! Those ants down there look like little people. That's crazy.
In Ken's car
Closet: And that voice. When you sing my circuits melt. Your dulcet tones-
Ken: Come on! Can we please talk about something else?
Ryan: Sure Kenny-boy. Anything you say!
Ken: Did I tell you this baby's equipped with a one-of-a-kind, platinum, super-charged schlond poofa?
Ken: We can't lose!
Ryan: Cool! So what's the hold up?
Ken: It can only be used once. We gotta wait for the right moment.
Ryan: How about now?
In Raquelle's car
Skipper: Um, it's a little windy!
Raquelle: It's a good thing I customized my car with some fabulous Raquelle-centric options. (presses a button and her car sprays her hair with hair spray) Ta-da! High-octane hairspray. Holds up in a category five hurricane.
In Midge's car
Randy Bravo: Shocking developments! Are Midge and Nikki out of it already? Will Raquelle's hair really hold up? Can I possibly look this good for the entire show? Stay tuned for- (gets hit by Midge's car and screams)
On the road
Randy Bravo: Our contestants are making their way towards historic Mount Barmore! And it looks like Team Raquelle will win the first leg of the race!
At Mount Barmore
Raquelle (on confessional couch): That place is way over-the-top! I mean, compare it to the quiet dignity of my theme park - Raquelleatopia. (camera zooms out to show a moving diorama of her theme park- the rollercoaster moves into her mouth on the diorama version of herself, bursts into flames, she gasps, and she pushes diorama off the table it was on)
Randy Bravo: We've hidden four iconic items from Barbie's past around this national monument. We've got five teams, but just four items. The team that comes up empty-handed is eliminated! For arriving first, Raquelle and Skipper have a five-minute head-start.
Ken: Hmm, nothing in here! Better check Malibu Barbie's other nostril.
Mount Barmore Gift Shop
Ryan: (grunts as he puts a large amount of things on to a gift store counter) I'll take all of these! And put them on my plastic!
Salesclerk: You got it Mr. Carson!
At Mount Barmore
Skipper: I've covered the entire scalp! Find anything down there!
Barbie: My bathing suit!
Nikki: Just a whole lotta misguided hair choices! (Midge plants one of her heels down on one of the stone Barbies' top lip, which causes the mouth open to reveal a Golden Glob) Midge, look! It's the Golden Glob!
Teresa: (talking to a butterfly on a finger) Hello, what's your name? (Camera pans out to show her hanging from one of the stone Barbies' eyelashes)
Ken: Yeah! Alright! I found Barbie's flight attendant hat!
Raquelle: (screams and lands one one of the stone Barbies' hair, which causes a compartment near skipper to open up and reveal a pair of Barbie's sunglasses)
Summer: No. No!
Teresa: Oh yeah! We're first! First, first! Yeah, yeah!
Summer: Uh, no! We're eliminated! Ooh! I can't believe it!
Barbie: You guys don't have to go home. There's plenty of room in the camper!
Teresa: Awesome! We can have our victory party there.
--Camera pans out to show that Raquelle has defaced Mount Barmore--
In the desert near Area 51
--The pets are racing down the road in a golf cart and end up taking a wrong turn through Area 51 and attaining an alien, which causes them to be chased by Area 51 personnel--
Area 51 Personnel: Turn your vehicle around and return the alien!
In Ken's car
Ken: No, not yet.
At Old Fabful
Randy Bravo: Welcome to Old Fabful! The most powerful glitter geyser in the world!
Teresa: Glitter! I love it! Woo! Glitter fight! (laughs) Come on guys! Glitter ball fight! Woo! Ow! (continues in background)
Randy Bravo: Here's your challenge: collect as much glitter as you can in these buckets, then choose one team member to run to my podium with-
Teresa: Come on! Let's make a glitter man! Oh my gosh! We have to make glitter man!
Nikki: What gives? Is this thing ever gonna erupt?
Raquelle: Yeah! I don't even see any- (geyser erupts as she is looking onto it and blasts her into the air causing her to scream)
--Everyone goes about catching glitter in their buckets--
Ken: Ha! (The other bucket abruptly falls over Ken's head)
Closet: (catches glitter droplet) Ooh, pretty.
Midge: Okey-dokey! I'll bring her home! (commences to running in slow motion as other teams run past her) (talks in slow motion) No!
Midge: Gosh! That's what I get for running in slow motion.
Raquelle: (screams as she falls out of the sky head-first into the geyser)
Skipper: Yeah! I'm gonna tell my diary my innermost feelings about it! Or wait! Why not cut out the middle-man and just tell you right now?
In the desert near some monument similar to the Great Pyramids
--The pets are shown to be still being chased by Area 51 personnel--
At Polyvinyl Chloride Mountains
Randy Bravo: Two teams have been eliminated. Three remain! And Team Barbie gets their first win!
Randy Bravo: Welcome to the Polyvinyl Chloride Mountains! Each of you will send one person down the ski run. The last one down's a rotten egg and eliminated. Barbie! For being the first to the flag, you get to choose your ride.
Barbie: (picks up skis) I'll take these! I used to be a world-champion skier!
Ken: I got this!
Ryan: No! Me!
Skipper: That you're a snoop? No. I totally do.
--The sled falls on the snow--
Ken: You dropped it!
Ryan: No! You did!
Ken: Get outta here!
Ryan: No! You get outta here!
--During the race Ryan and Ken are still fighting over who should be on the sled and the sled abruptly starts to disintegrate and Ken and Ryan turn into a snow ball of sorts and go tumbling down the run when they commence to tumbling the roof off of a small hut containing a hot tub, where Nikki, Teresa, Midge, and Summer are soaking and Closet presents the girls in the Hot Tub with biscottis--
Girls in Hot Tub: (ooh and ah as they grab a biscotti)
Ken: Yeah! Alright! We won!
Randy Bravo: Sorry! Only one racer per team. You're disqualified and eliminated!
Chelsea: I can still hear you!
Ken: That'd be awesome Bar-
Ryan: (grunts as he gets pushes past Ken to get into the camper's passenger seat and then laughs) Sorry Kenny-boy. The position is already filled. (Barbie pushes a button that ejects him from the passenger seat and into the air) (yells as he flies through the air) Not again!
On the road
At Sequin Falls
Randy Bravo: Welcome to Sequin Falls! fifty million pounds of fabulousness cascade over it every hour! And now we're down to teams. Barbie and her sisters versus Raquelle and Skipper! But hold everything. This is not an elimination round. No, no, no, no! It's a chance for a losing team to get right back into it.
Randy Bravo: So if you want redemption, step right up! (everyone comes out of the camper to take advantage of this opportunity) All you have to do is go over sequin falls in this barrel and survive. (cheering dies down) It's really nothing to be afraid of. It's a glorious natural wonder. (he puts his head into the falls) Ah! Just feel that refreshing spray! (his head and shoulders are drenched in sequins, which causes everyone but Teresa to look at him oddly) What?
Summer: Ha! Who needs a barrel? I'll body-surf that bad boy!
Midge: Too dangerous for my taste. I'm going back to the camper to work on my Sudokus. Only one square left! (wind blows her Sudoku puzzle into the Sequin Falls and she grabs hold of the barrel and jumps into the Sequin Falls) (yells) Sudoku! Ah! Got it!
--While in her barrel, Midge hits from a rock causing her to fall straight into the sequins at the base of Sequin Falls--
Midge: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Randy Bravo: Ooh! Sequins in the joints. That's gotta hurt!
Raquelle: Can't even get in to the bathroom! That stupid bear is hogging it! Oh well. I'll go at the finish line because I'm going to be there first. Obvi!
Skipper's diary: Password accepted. (Skipper's voice) Barbie doesn't respect my boundaries. She's so noisy I could just scream!
Raquelle: Ooh! Barbie Jr.! Dishing the dirt. Love it!
Raquelle: What? I didn't do it on purpose! Not that I wouldn't . . . but this was an accident. Isn't it obvi?
Skipper's diary: Password excepted. (Skipper's voice) I can't believe my own sister would do such a thing.
Skipper: And I'm back on Team Barbie!
Stacie: Hugging! There's no time for hugging . . . or even light back-slapping!
Raquelle: Buckle up.
Randy Bravo: (after Raquelle races off) Wait! I didn't say "go." No fair! I always say "go." I'm the 'go' guy!
Nikki: Let's book it Midge! We gotta catch her:
Midge: (backs into a large stack of car batteries) Guess that's assault and battery. (laughs)
Barbie: (tries to drive off, but the camper remains stagnant) What in the world?
Ryan: (laughs) I hate to give Kenny-boy credit for anything, but he did install his turbo-charged schlond-thingy in the camper . . . and now it's time to use it. (presses button and a climactic revving sound starts, the schlond poofa flies up into the air and causes fireworks that say 'I love Barbie') Oh, come on! Give it a rest! I'm gonna go join the girls in the hot tub.
Barbie: Hit it Skipper! (turns a knob that disconnects the front part of the camper along with the hot tub from the rest of the super deluxe camper leaving Ryan, who was about to get in the hot tub, behind)
On the road
Midge: Oh-oh! My water wings are back there.
Barbie: Next stop: the finish line!
Raquelle: What's that thing?
Ken: The perfect combo of high performance roadster and soothing spa-like massage.
Raquelle: Well, no kiddy-pool on wheels is gonna beat me!
Raquelle: Oh, no, you don't! (plants Ken back on the seat)
Barbie: (starts to sort of lose control of camper) Woah! Guys, settle down! You're rocking the tub!
Raquelle: Ha! Barbie's out of it for sure now! Better freshen up for my victory photos. (car powers down tremendously and stops very close to the finish line) What!?
At the finish line
Raquelle: Hold me?
Raquelle: (lets out a disgruntled growl)
Barbie: This truly has been an Amaze Chase! It couldn't get any better!
-Everyone, but Raquelle, begins throwing Barbie in the air and cheering for her, when they pause for a while because a UFO beams down the pets along with the golf cart that contained them, the pets wave goodbye, and everyone continues their cheering.
Raquelle: Dear diary, the last time Ken ran out on me, he seemed a little more caring and sensitive than all the other times. There's hope for us yet! (wave crashes onto her causing her to scream as everyone continues to cheer)
At Sequin Falls
Ryan: (back at the camper at nighttime) They'll be back.
--Ryan hears a flushing sound and then Bear comes near him, they both are shocked by each other's presence, which makes the Bear run away while growling in fear and Ryan climb up a tree as he screams--