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Barbie: You're gonna love living in Malibu, Grace!
Grace: I'm sure! So, tell me about the dolls here. Are they into science? Higher learning? The arts?!
Barbie: Oh, totally!
Nikki: Check it out!
Nikki: A break-dancing cat!
Barbie: I know what it looks like. But we do have some deep thinkers here in Malibu.
Ken: Sports on TV. Me like-ey.
Ryan: I can't feel my legs.
Grace: People need to put down their screens, and stimulate their minds!
Barbie: Or at least, stop watching so many cat videos.
Grace: If only there was a short that catered to your brain. A place with toys and games that actually teach you about science!
Raquelle: Pffft! If you wanna make a difference in Malibu, open a day-spa for purse dogs. Right, Brunhilde?
Grace: Barbie, look! What a coincidence!
---The screen cuts to Barbie on her confession couch---
Barbie: You'd be surprised how often that happens around here.
---The screen then cuts to the newly opened Empirical Emporium, as Grace modifies some of the products in her shop, then cuts to the exterior of the Emperical Emporium---
Grace: Welcome, everyone! Grace's Empirical Emporium is open for business!
---Grace snips the velvet rope with scissors, only for a tumbleweed to roll by her Empirical Emporium---
Grace: Oh, well, it's early. I'm sure the place will be packed in no time!
---The screen then cuts to the interior of Grace's Empirical Emporium, with Grace walking around---
Grace: I don't understand. Not a costumer in sight.
Teresa: Hi, Grace!
Teresa: Love the new store!
Grace: Thanks! Let me show you some of these super fun science-toys. Like this glitter-particle exselulator.
---Teresa ducks the ray, as it shoots Rexy, causing it to become alive, Rexy roaring---
Grace: It's sooo educational!
Teresa: Oooh! Look at that cat's itty-bitty tap-shoes! Adorbs!
Grace: Is anybody around here into science?
Barbie: Sorry I missed your grand opening, Grace. But Tawny really wanted to win the triple-tiara!
Barbie: You're right. I did, too.
Grace: Barbie, I'm beginning to think that Malibu-ites just don't care about science.
Barbie: Hmmm, we just need to get the word out!
--A ring rings why Backgrounder Clones and other people are on their tablets and iPads, and other things--
Grace: I'm Grace! And if you love to learn, hover on down! --flying on a hover board--
Barbie: You can make your own T-Rex with this dinosaur DNA-kit!
Rexy the T-Rex: -whimpers-
Barbie: Don't worry, Rexy. We'll make a BFF just for you!
Rexy: --paints and wags tail--
Grace: And you'll have hours of fun with this mini cold-fusion reactor. That doubles...as a smoothie-maker!
Barbie: And don't forget about our free delivery!
Grace: Thanks, Drone-y! Mmm...
Grace: Grace's Empirical Emporium! We take cash, checks, and of course plastic.
Grace: Barbie! The commercial led to a 125% increase in sales!
Barbie: And it turned Malibu into a hot bed of science fanatics!
Grace: Totally! Even Raquelle bought a build-your-own-robot kit.
Robot: Raquelle, you look fabulous.
Raquelle: Tell me something I don't know.
Robot: Sports on TV! Me like-ey! --robot shorts out--
Raquelle: Ugh! --makes an angry face--