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Chef John: Welcome to Doll vs. Desert! I am Chef John! Now let's meet our confectionery contenders! Raquelle!
Raquelle: *kisses her hands and waves*
Chef John: Now, meet our other competior! Teresa! And Teresa, you brought along an assisant chef! Internatioal fashion icon! Barbie!
Raquelle: Ugh, how come I can never, ever have the spotlight to myself?! Chef John, I brought a special a'catty, too! My brother, Ryan!
Ryan (singing): I'm a sugar sweet cream puff!
Raquelle (has hands over his mouth): Ryan! Not now!
Chef John: Your dessert challenge today is…cupcakes!
Barbie: Yeah! Teresa, your specialty!
Teresa: Oh, totally! I can make cupcakes in my sleep!
Teresa (on couch): But it is mega hard to get red velvet out of the duvet…
Ryan: I know! I'll make a huge vanilla soufflé! It'll be a mega hit!
Raquelle: Whatever! People, watch reality shows, to see outrageous personalities.
Ryan: Raquelle, hand me that butter…
Raquelle (kicks a stick of butter): Hi-yah! *it hits Ryan in the face* How's that for cray-cray?
*Raquelle slips on a stick of butter, screaming*
*She crashes into the camera, and Chef John comes to pick it up*
*Barbie tempts to touch the batter*
Teresa: Don't, even, think about it! *Barbie looks at the batter*
Teresa: Stop thinking about it! *throws oven mitt at her*
Chef John: You have one minute left!
Ryan: Yeah, there's the winner! Come to papa!
Raquelle (screams) *Ryan throws the soufflé, and it is about to fall on Raquelle*
Raquelle: How can I not get that part? I sent in a four-hour audition tape! *The giant soufflé falls right on Raquelle*
Ryan: Nooo, it can't be! You were so young! So beautiful! So… puffy. *cries and then eats it*
Chef John: Now! The moment of truth! Dessert de Baaarbie!
Barbie: Chef John, Teresa and I made a scrumptious plate of -- *gasps* Crumbs?
*It turns out Teresa ate the cupcakes*
Chef John: You! Are disqualified! *Crowd gasps*
Chef John: *while eating Ryan's soufflé* Rich, moist, with an ever-so slight hint of floor.
Raquelle: That was me!
Chef John: Raquelle and Ryan, you have defied dessert!
Barbie: Come on, Teresa, I don't mind loosing. I just wish I'd gotten to taste those cupcakes!
*Teresa holds out her sock-monkey holding a cupcake, and Barbie takes it, and eats it*
Barbie: Ooh! Mmmm!
Ryan: This deserves a song!
Raquelle: *shoves butter in his mouth and starts talking* I did it! I beat Barbie! And millions of people saw it!
Chef John: Millions?! Ha! I wish! We're on opposite Life in the Dreamhouse! No one watches this show!
*Chef John helps get the butter out of Ryan's mouth from choking, and Raquelle slips on it*
Raquelle: Aaahh! *crashes into screen* Ooow-ow-ow!
*The trophy drops and it lands on Ryan's head, then in his hands*