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(Opening Theme)

Chef John: Welcome to Doll vs. Dessert! I am Chef John! Now let's meet our confectionery contenders! Raquelle!

--Raquelle kisses her hands and waves--

Chef John: Now, meet our other competior! Teresa! And, Teresa, you brought along an assistant chef! International fashion icon! Barbie!

Raquelle: Ugh! How come I can never, ever have the spotlight to myself?! Chef John, I bought a special a'catty, too! My brother, Ryan!

Ryan (singing): I'm a sugar sweet cream puff!

--Raquelle has hands over his mouth--

Raquelle: Ryan! Not now!

Chef John: Your dessert challenge today is…cupcakes!

Barbie: Yay! Teresa! Your specialty!

Teresa: Oh, totally! I can make cupcakes in my sleep!

Teresa (on couch): But it is mega hard to get red velvet out of the duvet…

Ryan: I know! I'll make a huge, vanilla soufflé! It'll be a mega hit!

Raquelle: Whatever! People, watch reality shows, to see outrageous personalities.

Ryan: Raquelle, hand me that butter.

--Raquelle kicks a stick of butter--

Raquelle: HI-YAH!

--It hits Ryan in the face--

Raquelle: How's that for cray-cray?

(Raquelle screams as she slips on a stick of butter, and bumps into the camera. Chef John comes to pick it up)

--Barbie tempts to touch the batter--

Teresa: Don't. Even. Think about it!

--Barbie looks at the batter--

Teresa: (offscreen) Stop thinking about it!

--Teresa throws oven mitt at Barbie--

Chef John: You have one minute left!

Ryan: Yeah, there's the winner! Come to papa!

--Giant soufflé comes out--

(Raquelle screaming)

--Ryan throws the soufflé, and it is about to fall on Raquelle--

Raquelle: How can I not get that part? I sent in a four-hour audition tape!

--The giant soufflé falls right on Raquelle--

Ryan: Nooo! It can't be! You were so young! So beautiful! So… puffy.

--He cries and then eats it--

Chef John: And now! The moment of truth! Your dessert please, Barbie!

Barbie: Chef John. Teresa and I made a scrumptious plate of -- *gasps* Crumbs?

--It turns out Teresa ate the cupcakes--

Teresa: What?

Chef John: You! Are disqualified!

--Crowd gasps while eating Ryan's soufflé--

Chef John: Mmm, rich, moist, with an ever-so slight hint of floor.

Raquelle: That was me!

Chef John: Raquelle and Ryan, you have defied dessert!

Barbie: Come on, Teresa, I don't mind losing. I just wish I'd gotten to taste those cupcakes!

--Teresa holds out her sock-monkey holding a cupcake, and Barbie takes it, and eats it--

Barbie: Ooh! Mmmm!

Teresa: *giggles*

Ryan: This deserves a song!

--Raquelle shoves butter in his mouth and starts talking--

Raquelle: I did it! I beat Barbie! And millions of people saw it!

Chef John: Millions?! Ha! I wish! We're on opposite Life in the Dreamhouse! No one watches this show!

Raquelle: What?!

--Chef John helps get the butter out of Ryan's mouth from choking, and Raquelle slips on it--

Raquelle: AAAHH!!!! --crashes into screen-- Ow-ow-ow!

--The trophy drops and it lands on Ryan's head, then in his hands--

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