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--Barbie was spraying the camper--

Barbie: Now, for the wax job!

Skipper: Seriously? That'll take forever!

--A wax orator robot and Ken approach--

Ken: You'll be done in the flash with my latest invention, the wax orator!

--A wax orator scrubs the camper, and lunges into Stacie and Chelsea--

Stacie and Chelsea: Aaah!!!

Ken: I don't know what's wrong with it?!

--Ben appears--

Ben: Allow me!

--Ben stops the wax orator and pulls the wires and does a front flip--

Barbie: Wow! That's, like, amaze!

Ben: Hello! I'm Ben. Ken's cousin.

Barbie: I didn't know you had a cousin!

Ken (on couch): Ben's been showing me up my whole life. His clothes, and accessories, were never sold separately! (crying "separately")

Ben: I've been so busy, I haven't spent much time with my favorite guys! So, here I am.

Barbie: Oh, that's so sweet!

Ben: How about it, Ken? Want to spend the day together?

Ken: Uh. Sure! What do you wanna do? We can go hiking?

Ben: Well, I'm not much of an outdoorsman, so...

Ken: Hiking it is! And you're coming with us, Barbie! Let's go!

--Ben, Ken, and Barbie are going on a hike--

--Cuts to the woods with Ben, Ken, and Barbie--

Barbie: Ah!

Ken: Thirsty, Barbie? I brought you your fave, sparkling mineral water!

Barbie: Thanks, Ken.

Ken: I'll do that one for you, Barbie! (strains)

Ben: Allow me! I've got Kung Fu grip.

--Ben's arm changed into a sword and cuts the lid open--

Barbie: What a doll!

Ben: Not only that! I have 127 points of articulation, making me totally possible.

--A bear approaches--

Barbie: (screams)

Ben: No need to run away. I am a certified, bear whisperer!

Bear: Roar-roarrr!

Ben: Roar-roar-roarrr!

Bear: Roarrr!

Ben: Roar-roarrr! Ha! That's so funny! He was never gonna eat us. He's on a low plastic diet!

Barbie: Oh! That IS funny! (giggles)

Ken: Yeah, hilarious.

Bear: Roarrr!

Ken: (screams)

--Ben jumps of the diving board, does a 180 in the air, and dives into the pool. Barbie, Skipper, Stacie, and Chelsea pull up a "10" poster--

Barbie: He's totally talented!

--Ken leaves--

Ken: No, I'm not just being noble. Barbie's better off without me. Oh, sorry. Look at me, talking your blowhole off!

Barbie: Ken! Are you OK?! What's wrong?

Ken: Don't worry about me, Barbie, go enjoy your party! I'll just wander the beach alone, by myself! Abandoned! Did I mention alone...?

Barbie: What are you talking about?

Ken: Let's face it, Barbie, Ben's the better doll! And I only want the best for you, so I should just step aside.

Barbie: Now, you listen to me, Ken! Ben may be good at somethings, but you're the best boyfriend in the world!

Ken: Really?!

Barbie: Of course! Plus, Ben doesn't like sherbet! And that's a deal breaker for me!

--They giggle and hug each other. The dolphin throws the sherbet at Ken--

Ken: Thanks, buddy!

Ben: I usually do this blindfolded!

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