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--Barbie was spraying the camper--
Barbie: Now, for the wax job!
Skipper: Seriously? That'll take forever!
--A wax orator robot and Ken approach--
Ken: You'll be done in the flash with my latest invention, the wax orator!
--A wax orator scrubs the camper, and lunges into Stacie and Chelsea--
Stacie and Chelsea: Aaah!!!
Ken: I don't know what's wrong with it?!
--Ben appears--
Ben: Allow me!
--Ben stops the wax orator and pulls the wires and does a front flip--
Barbie: Wow! That's, like, amaze!
Ben: Hello! I'm Ben. Ken's cousin.
Barbie: I didn't know you had a cousin!
Ken (on couch): Ben's been showing me up my whole life. His clothes, and accessories, were never sold separately! (crying "separately")
Ben: I've been so busy, I haven't spent much time with my favorite guys! So, here I am.
Barbie: Oh, that's so sweet!
Ben: How about it, Ken? Want to spend the day together?
Ken: Uh. Sure! What do you wanna do? We can go hiking?
Ben: Well, I'm not much of an outdoorsman, so...
Ken: Hiking it is! And you're coming with us, Barbie! Let's go!
--Ben, Ken, and Barbie are going on a hike--
--Cuts to the woods with Ben, Ken, and Barbie--
Barbie: Ah!
Ken: Thirsty, Barbie? I brought you your fave, sparkling mineral water!
Barbie: Thanks, Ken.
Ken: I'll do that one for you, Barbie! (strains)
Ben: Allow me! I've got Kung Fu grip.
--Ben's arm changed into a sword and cuts the lid open--
Barbie: What a doll!
Ben: Not only that! I have 127 points of articulation, making me totally possible.
--A bear approaches--
Barbie: (screams)
Ben: No need to run away. I am a certified, bear whisperer!
Bear: Roar-roarrr!
Ben: Roar-roar-roarrr!
Bear: Roarrr!
Ben: Roar-roarrr! Ha! That's so funny! He was never gonna eat us. He's on a low plastic diet!
Barbie: Oh! That IS funny! (giggles)
Ken: Yeah, hilarious.
Bear: Roarrr!
Ken: (screams)
--Ben jumps of the diving board, does a 180 in the air, and dives into the pool. Barbie, Skipper, Stacie, and Chelsea pull up a "10" poster--
Barbie: He's totally talented!
--Ken leaves--
Ken: No, I'm not just being noble. Barbie's better off without me. Oh, sorry. Look at me, talking your blowhole off!
Barbie: Ken! Are you OK?! What's wrong?
Ken: Don't worry about me, Barbie, go enjoy your party! I'll just wander the beach alone, by myself! Abandoned! Did I mention alone...?
Barbie: What are you talking about?
Ken: Let's face it, Barbie, Ben's the better doll! And I only want the best for you, so I should just step aside.
Barbie: Now, you listen to me, Ken! Ben may be good at somethings, but you're the best boyfriend in the world!
Ken: Really?!
Barbie: Of course! Plus, Ben doesn't like sherbet! And that's a deal breaker for me!
--They giggle and hug each other. The dolphin throws the sherbet at Ken--
Ken: Thanks, buddy!
Ben: I usually do this blindfolded!