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(Opening Theme)
Barbie: Okay, Taffy! Show'em what you got!
--Barbie throws 3 flying discs to Taffy, and Taffy catches them with her snout, her tail and one of her paws--
Ken: Wow! Now that's really impressive!
Raquelle: Neh! I've seen better.
Raquelle (on couch): Today's the day I prove to Ken that I'm better than Barbie with something he can't ignore, a scorecard! I devised a cleverly way to (a flying disc come right to Raquelle) Ow!
Barbie (from distant): Sorry, Raquelle! Taffy still got a little to much zip on her throws!
Barbie: Skipper, wanna ditch those gadgets and get in the game?
--Skipper texting while Barbie is talking--
Skipper: In a minute! I'm texting Tracie. Macie just saw Kasie at the mall with Lacie! Tracie is gonna freeak!
Raquelle: I've got a great idea! How about a sand castle building contest?
Ken: Awesome!
Chelsea: Great idea!
Raquelle (on couch): I just finished an internet course in sand construction, score 1 for Rrrrraquel.
--A dump truck filled with sand in front of Ken--
Ken: Alright, Chelsea, back it up. Stop!
--Chelsea pours the sand on Ken--
Ken (in the sand): That's good!
--Raquelle finishes her sand castle--
Raquelle: Sorry, Barbie, this is gonna be a slam-dunk sand in your face winner!
Ken: Nice job, Raquelle. You really- Wow! (Barbie finishes her very large and immaculate sand castle) Barbie! Yours is an architecture masterpiece! You win!
--Barbie giggles and hugs Ken--
--One check for Barbie--
--Ken is applying sunscreen to Barbie's back--
Ken: Oh, Barbie! You missed a spot. Wouldn't want you to melt.
Raquelle: How about a surf-off, Barbie, just you and me.
Barbie: You're on!
Chelsea: Cool handstand, Raquelle! Yeah!
Ken: Rad!
Chelsea: Awesome!
Ken: Hey, Skipper! You're missing some great surfing!
Skipper: You surf the way you wanna surf, I'll surf the way I wanna surf.
--Barbie comes out from the water with wet hair, shakes it, and her hair is suddenly dry and perfectly in place--
Barbie: Ha! Don't you love a do that always bounces back?
--Raquelle shakes her wet hair and it turns into a afro, which a fish pops out of--
Raquelle: WAH! EEW! EEW!
Ken: Surfing's a tie, but, Raquelle, you get the prize for wackiest hair!
--Score 1 for Raquelle and score 2 for Barbie--
Barbie: Come and get it guys! Let's see, I've got crab cakes, hot cakes, cupcakes and cake cakes!
--Raquelle brings a very big picnic basket--
Raquelle: Ha! That's nothing. Ken, I've got a whole side of beef in here! Ken?
Barbie: Mmm, he was here a minute ago. (Taffy barks) HUH! What in the world!
--Raquelle is buried into the sand after her picnic basket falls on her--
--Barbie picks up a bucket and finds that Ken's whole body, except for his face, was buried in sand--
Ken: Chelsea kinda got carried away.
Chelsea (on couch): I rented that dump truck for the whole day, and I intend to use it!
Ken: Hurry, guys! I shouldn't have that 5th lemonade!
-Ken is unburied from the sand--
Ken: Gotta go!
Barbie: Well, I'm thinking we're all beached out for one day.
--Barbie realizes Chelsea also buried the car--
Barbie: Oh, Chelsea!
Chelsea: Thanks, Jimmy! I'll see you next week for the school picnic!
--Barbie looks at Chelsea--
Chelsea: What?
Skipper: My new HD3D4G mini Cam (Skipper digs her way through the back seat of the car), it's in the back seat!
Ken: Skipper, leave it be.
Skipper: Got it! Let's go.
--Raquelle gets herself out from underneath the large picnic basket--
Raquelle: Let's see. She won the sand castle building contest, we tied at surfing - I got a bonus point for the wacky hair - And I won the picnic! I win! (slow motion) I win! I w-
--Raquelle gets hit by a generic flying disc and falls into a hole--
Raquelle: Hello? Ken? Anybody?