Barbie: Everybody ready? Ta-dah! --Barbie comes out in her typical Season 1 everyday-outfit--
Teresa: Woo-hoo! Kudos, Barbie. Truly - fabusome!
Raquelle: I don't know. I think my outfit is pretty gorge!
Barbie: Raquelle, did you mean gorge-ilicious, or gorge-tastic?
Raquelle: No, Barbie. --saying her name all funny-- I meant gorge!
Teresa: Are you learning a foreign language?
Raquelle: It's short for gorgeous!
Barbie: Oh, now I get it!
Teresa: Well, that's just horrible!
Nikki: Just saying, gorgeous would have been simpler.
Raquelle: You know what? I'm gonna find a more gorge group of frenemies!
Nikki: Like, give it up, Raquelle! Gorge is not happening.
Barbie: Raquelle! Wait!
--Raquelle walks out of the mall--
--Raquelle walking out on the street complaining out loud to herself--
Raquelle: They think they're so fabusome! I'll show them! -Raquelle walks into an alternative-world of Malibu. She looks back, then looks to the other side again-- --She looks back again, then again. She looks back and shrugs; walking down the gloomy street- You know what? Barbie must be worried! She - she's learned her lesson. *Gasps loudly*
Vicki: Hey there!
Blarbie: Hello.
Raquelle: Uhn..Hello?
Vicki: I'm Vicki!
Clarrisa: I'm Clarrisa!
Blarbie: I'm...Blarbie.
Vicki: Are you new here?
Blarbie: You're so pretty. I could never be like you!
Raquelle: What?
Blarbie: You're fabulous!
Clarrisa: Your shoes and hair!
Blarbie: And I'm not.
Vicki: Totally gorge!
Raquelle: Did you say, "gorge"?
Vicki: Of course! It's the perfect word to describe both grace and beauty!
Raquelle: Uhhh - I like this place! *holding Vicki and Clarrisa to the sides of her arms*
--Raquelle and the girls are in the alternative-world mall, looking through a mirror--
-Clarrisa shoves Blarbie out of the way to get a better look at Raquelle, so does Vicki-
--They are at the cafe and Blarbie has to pay the Background Clone at the cash-register--
--Blarbie is struggling with shopping bags, and knocks into Clarrisa with an 'oh-oh' and falls--
Vicki: You should totes open up your own botique!
Raquelle: I should?
Clarrisa: Mmm, your fashion sense is gorge!
Raquelle: It is?
--The girls prepare the boutique, and Blarbie is again struggling--
--Raquelle makes a headless mannequin look like her--
Raquelle: I'm in heaven!
Blarbie: *a little gloomy-toned* So gorge.
Raquelle: Am I, like, the only one thinking that the gorge thing is, like, getting a little old?
Blarbie: *sadly* Welcome to House of Raquelle.
Raquelle: (offscreen) It's house of Rrrraquelle! Rrroll those R's! --Blarbie is pounding her hand against her head, thinking she's stupid--
Clarrisa: So, what do you think?
Raquelle: I think we need to replace our greeter! But other than that, it's everything I ever wanted! --Everything I ever wanted grabbing Clarrisa by the shoulders--
Raquelle (on couch): So why aren't I satisfied? What's the fun in life if I can't, like, compete with Barbie, trade insults with Nikki, and scheme and plot the way I was, like, born to do!
Raquelle: AHHH! I made a mistake! Uhhh-uhhh!
Vicki: Wait!
Clarrisa: Come back!
Blarbie: Aww!
Raquelle: Yay! I wanna live! I wanna - *bumps into Barbie*
Barbie: There you are! We've been, like, looking all over Malibu for you!
Raquelle: Barbie! (hugging her) I'm so glad to see you!
Nikki: Um - Did you switch personalities with someone?
Teresa: I hope it wasn't with me!
--Raquelle hugs Nikki and Teresa--
Teresa: Ooh!
Barbie: We discovered a brand-new cafe, and couldn't think of going without you! It's totally gorge!
--Raquelle notices Barbie says gorge, but looks behind, and shrugs anyway-- --She looks back behind and the episode ends there--
Transcript Guide[]
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