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(Opening Theme Song)
--Barbie, Summer and Midge were riding on Barbie's car to the beach--
Barbie: Ah! A day at the beach!
Summer: Woohoo! Hope you like extreme sports, Midge!
--Midge almost throws up--
Summer: Like extreme volleyball (pulls out spiked volleyball) and extreme surfing (pulls out jet-propelled surfboard)!
Midge: I think I'll stick with a little light beach reading. (Pulls out bookcase)
Barbie (on couch): Okay! They're pretty much opposites. Summer likes to throw caution to the wind, and Midge likes to embroider "caution" on decrotive pillows. But today their gonna have fun together!
--Summer goes to Barbie wearing a pair of goggles with flippers--
Summer: Hey Barbie! Ready to swim with the sharks?
Midge: You said we were gonna do macrame. You can help me finish my sun shelter!
Summer: Ready for some extreme hand gliding, Barbie?
Midge: Or, a rip-roaring crossword puzzle!
Summer: I've got a five-letter word for boring! M-I-D-
Barbie: Let's do something together! Like...tossing around this generic flying disc!
Summer: Sure, why not?
Midge: Mmmm...it could get windy.
Summer: Windy? It's not the least bit win-
--Gust of wind blows sand cloud--
Summer: Yaaaooow! Sand in joints!
Midge: That's why, I always bring...Sand Away!
--Midge sprays Sand Away on Summer, Summer falls into a moat--
Barbie: What in the world?
Midge: I know! Killer moat, right? I dug it as a precaution, in case the tide comes in.
--Summer is playing three paddleballs while Midge is reading--
Barbie: Check it out guys! Seashells! How about we all go beach combing?
Summer: Love seashells! They make great throwing stars! (throws seashells at the bookcase)
Midge: I detest violence! But I love crafts! So I brought my glue gun.
--Midge was holds up picture frame with shells on it--
Midge: Shells make lovely decorative picture frames!
Barbie: Okay! Here's something we can all agree on...food!
Summer: Oh, I only eat high-energy protein pellets! Each one's a complete meal. Mmmm! My favorite flavor! Yellow!
Barbie: But I brought a delish spread! You can either have grilled goodies, or a clam-bake!
Midge: Too exotic for me! Do you have anything a little more gentle on the taste buds?
Barbie: I've got a PB&J on whole wheat!
Midge: Whole wheat? (snorts) You know I don't eat spicy food!
Summer: Face it, Barbie. Midge is a total stick in the mud!
Midge: Would a stick in the mud have brought sudoku, level 5?
Barbie: We're wasting a perfectly good beach day! You two have to promise me you'll try to get along!
Summer: Okay! I'll try macrame! But I'm warning you I won't like it!
Midge: And I'll try the shark cage.
Summer: Just what I thought! There's no way anyone could possibly...oh! NOT LOVE THIS!
--Midge in shark cage, terrified of fish in shark disguise--
Barbie: Isn't this terif? Not only do you two like some of the same things, you're really good at them!
Summer: Good? I'm way better at macrame than she is!
Midge: We'll prove it! A macrame-off! Winner takes all!
Summer: Let's do this thing! Bring it!
Midge: Oh yeah? I've already brought it!
--Barbie in the shark cage reading a magazine--